I’ll take my paint pens and 7″ platform heels now, tyvm

I finally decided what I wanna be when I grow up. Like, it just came to me not moments ago: I wanna be an artist that looks like a stripper.

*Looks in the mirror*
*Looks around the studio*
Well that was easy!

It’s been challenging for me to define, like well what do I actually wanna BE? What do I wanna do? Because I’ve always been attracted to that aesthetic, just this Grindhouse-y sort of debauched bad girl…

But I’ve never actually wanted to BE a stripper. I’m just fascinated by the lifestyle. Although I don’t think I’m fascinated by the ACTUAL stripper experience, I think I’m more into like, the way Rob Zombie portrays it.

Just like Faster Pussycat sort of lawless badass Bitches with big boobs and fast cars…

And guns.

Throw some fire in there.

Bake at 375 for 45 minutes.

And that’s how you make Planet Jenna.

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