Dossier About Me

    SEARCH   |    MY BFFS   |    CONTACT ME ★  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024 I was going to use this section for a tell-all expose but… There’s an act of Parliament banning my autobiography Bits and pieces have successfully undergone declassification protocol: My full name is Scarlett Jennavieve Magdala and I go by Jenna! …

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WTF are the Sunday Scaries??

WTF are the Sunday Scaries and who the hell has time to get them?? DUDE. BRO. DUDE BRO. I have been running NONSTOP since I got up!! I really need to install some emojis on here, where’s that little red bloke with a bead of sweat and his tongue hanging out… This is the first time I’ve sat down and …

Dossier of Secret Agent Femme Fatale Jenna Magdala – Code Name: TROUBLE

    SEARCH   |    MY BFFS   |    CONTACT ME ★  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024 CURRENT MOOD:     EXCITED CURRENT STATUS: Sat, 04.13.24 11:14 pm est My current status goes here! The latest incriminating evidence from my phone! Device upload from: Jenna’s iPhone Saturday, April 13, 2024 4:47am est Anything to say for yourself? …

VERIFIED

    SEARCH   |    MY BFFS   |    CONTACT ME ★  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024 This is oFISHul OTR. OTR loves FISH and he loves to PLAY. He doesn’t have time for rumor and speculation, he wants to PARTY! So, whenever you see OTR, you know that shit is verified, it is real, and it …

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Power tools and lip gloss are a girl’s best friend

Okay, so I’m about to throw a lot of numbers at you… Alright, so… If you saw my Site Updates post, you’ll know that I was going to pop outside super quickly this afternoon to replace one of the control arms on the Jeep. Just, y’know, POP out there SUPER QUICKLY. I don’t wanna give away the surprise ending but… …

new merch

    SEARCH   |    MY BFFS   |    CONTACT ME ★  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024 ★ Wearing one of my badass Alice Cooper tank tops! Here are some of the latest new additions to my merch shoppe, Cult Star! The rad part about my shoppe is that I handmake ALL of my merch in-house!! From …

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What is ADHD? Do we all have it?

OMGGGGG I’m having a difficult time focusing today!! I’m on the fence about this whole ADHD thing… I mean, I think there are actually people out there who legitimately have this disorder but I also think it’s become a bit of a buzzword, like EVERYONE says they have it whenever they get the slightest bit distracted… It’s just become like …

Site Updates

    SEARCH   |    MY BFFS   |    CONTACT ME ★  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024 PINNED UPDATE 2ND PINNED UPDATE!! New details about this second one! [Read More] ★  04.13.24 Okay, you guys!! I got the main Dossier page all built!! It’s got a bunch of rad stuff like status updates, current mood, and The …

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IT’S GO TIME, BITCH.

FUCK IT I’m re-launching the site tomorrow. It is nowhere NEAR finished and I have pages to nowhere but I can’t wait any longer!!! I wanna have something more than a BRB page even if it’s just the foundations right now!! I’ll just do a little bit to it each day until it’s finished!! XXX