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WTF are the Sunday Scaries??

WTF are the Sunday Scaries and who the hell has time to get them?? DUDE. BRO. DUDE BRO. I have been running NONSTOP since I got up!! I really need to install some emojis on here, where’s that little red bloke with a bead of sweat and his tongue hanging out… This is the first time I’ve sat down and …

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Power tools and lip gloss are a girl’s best friend

Okay, so I’m about to throw a lot of numbers at you… Alright, so… If you saw my Site Updates post, you’ll know that I was going to pop outside super quickly this afternoon to replace one of the control arms on the Jeep. Just, y’know, POP out there SUPER QUICKLY. I don’t wanna give away the surprise ending but… …

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What is ADHD? Do we all have it?

OMGGGGG I’m having a difficult time focusing today!! I’m on the fence about this whole ADHD thing… I mean, I think there are actually people out there who legitimately have this disorder but I also think it’s become a bit of a buzzword, like EVERYONE says they have it whenever they get the slightest bit distracted… It’s just become like …

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IT’S GO TIME, BITCH.

FUCK IT I’m re-launching the site tomorrow. It is nowhere NEAR finished and I have pages to nowhere but I can’t wait any longer!!! I wanna have something more than a BRB page even if it’s just the foundations right now!! I’ll just do a little bit to it each day until it’s finished!! XXX

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Raisins, Cavegirls, and the Elon Conspiracy

Okay, I am tuned in, tapped in, turned on with these photoshoots lately. I have found the vibe. I have found the channel. Set that shit to preset #3 on the radio, pls. My shoot Friday turned out SOOOOOO good!! OMG. I’m actually not even sure what I’m using these for, I just wanted ONE shot. Like one angle I …

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No idea what to do with myself…

I finished my photoshoot at 3:30 this afternoon and had no idea what to do with myself for the rest of the day. XD I was thinking it would take like all day, I guess… Because I was just standing there like “…Should I shoot another angle??” I already had like over 600 pix!! I don’t know, I def want …

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Dark Passenger

Jesus fucking Christ. Amazon shipped my emulsion together with another one of my orders. I specifically ordered the emulsion separate so they would send him by himself just in case he – ahem – had an accident somewhere along the way. I’m always super careful when I order liquids from Amazon because I know Amazon. At least they didn’t send …

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Terror From Beyond the Night of the Crystallized Diazo

In case you were wondering, the shelf life for screenprinting emulsion is NOT five years. Okay, listen. Time is an illusion, okay? Five years, five minutes… None of it is real. So, for the longtime viewers, you’ll know that I actually formed Planet Jenna in 2018. With several years of behind the scenes planning, gathering of tools and materials, and …

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I just want my peanut butter and black vinyl catsuit…

Good Morning all you beautiful people!! *said at 2 o’clock in the afternoon* *melty face emoji* Dude, whatever. I LOOOOOOVE …Daylight Savings? Is this Daylight Savings or Standard Time? I feel like this one is Daylight Savings because we’re prolonging the daylight. Holding onto the daylight. Fighting against the night like Van Helsing racing toward Dracula’s castle… Yes, I just …