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  Last Updated: Saturday, April 13, 2024

Did you hear what she said? Where was she going? Who was she with?? I've read some crazy shit about myself online, so I thought I'd make this page to either confirm or deny all those scandalous things I may or may NOT have done!!
  JENNA'S HAD BOTOX!!
OMG I get this one soooooo much... NO! I've never had Botox. I'm actually kinda afraid of it because I mean, it's like a neurotoxin, right?? I don't know if I could get the courage to inject a neurotoxin into my face... Although I DO love the results, everyone who's had it I think looks gorgeous!!
I'm super open and up front about my cosmetic procedures because I don't feel ashamed or like it's something to hide, I'm proud of all the work I've had done!! This is art, baby! *snaps fingers* My surgeons have been true artists, and here's what I've had done:
•   Breast Augmentation   •   Rhinoplasty (nose job)   •   Juvederm Lip Filler (I get this like twice a year!)

  JENNA'S A STRIPPER!!
Okay, I kinda maybe know where this one comes from because I play into that shit HARD. And I DO pole dance. But I feel like we're all adults here and should be able to tell the difference between pole dance fitness and stripping.
First of all, NO. I have NEVER been a stripper. Not even when I turned 18, like wild and free and exploring anything and everything... But I definitely play into the aesthetic and I mentioned this in one of my Journal entries, that I LOVE the stripper vibe, although I think I'm actually more into the way Rob Zombie portrays it than like the actual stripper lifestyle...
But I know I definitely look the part and I have this horrible thing that I do whenever some random guy comes up to me and asks me where I dance. Like, sometimes they don't even ASK if I'm a stripper, they just ASSUME I am and ask which club I work at.
So I'll totally play it up and be like "Yah, I work at Penthouse Club..." I mean, if I'm gonna be a pretend stripper, I'm gonna be a high class one, ykwim??
And I'll go, "I'm working tonight, you should totally come see me around 10pm!!" And I always wonder how many of those poor bastards actually go down there looking for me.
The owner's probably like WTF our most popular dancer doesn't even work here!!


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